10 Things I’ve Cried About While Drunk

1. Knocking over my mojito. Don’t judge me, that’s a waste of some delicious alcohol right there.

2. Some random dude at a bar calling my best friend a slut.

3. Finding out that the guy I’d been flirting very overtly with all night had a girlfriend.

4. Falling asleep in the middle of a game of Kings.

5. Eating an entire pizza by myself.

6. Kissing a boy whose name I never bothered to learn.

7. The fact that my little brother was not responding to my (completely incoherent) drunk texts.

8. Similarly, the fact that the booty call texts I sent would not result in any actual booty, because they were unreadable.

9. My best friend taking my phone away from me because I was crying about #8.

10. Existentialism. That shit’s hard to wrap your head around, especially when you’ve had one too many tequila shots.

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One comment

  1. This reminded me of thought catalog and how you should keep submitting because you’re so talented 😀

    Also, for number three – he was totally flirting back

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