1. Knocking over my mojito. Don’t judge me, that’s a waste of some delicious alcohol right there.
2. Some random dude at a bar calling my best friend a slut.
3. Finding out that the guy I’d been flirting very overtly with all night had a girlfriend.
4. Falling asleep in the middle of a game of Kings.
5. Eating an entire pizza by myself.
6. Kissing a boy whose name I never bothered to learn.
7. The fact that my little brother was not responding to my (completely incoherent) drunk texts.
8. Similarly, the fact that the booty call texts I sent would not result in any actual booty, because they were unreadable.
9. My best friend taking my phone away from me because I was crying about #8.
10. Existentialism. That shit’s hard to wrap your head around, especially when you’ve had one too many tequila shots.